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[25 Feb 2012|10:51am] |
I thought it would be really cool to have the epic vampire slayer living in my head? But it turns out she's really, really chatty. And forget studying. Whenever I come across a concept she doesn't quite get, you can be sure she makes a pun about it.
It's like my 9th grade social studies teacher all over again.
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[03 Dec 2011|11:11am] |
My mom keeps bombarding me with spam e-mails about LOL cats and all their funny shenanigans. That was fine, but now she's found Parents Shouldn't Text and is constantly sending me links and saying, "Ooh, I would say that, wouldn't I?" And now she's texting me a LOT more. I think it's her bended way of trying to say something really funny in the hopes I'll submit it to that site.
I don't have the heart to tell her I'm way too busy battling the undead and playing Call of Duty to bother. Ashley, Alex, you guys are screening all my text messages from now on while I'm at the television with my game, alright? Sometimes I just have to prioritize.
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[25 Sep 2011|01:03pm] |
Alright. I think I've had it when it comes to hearing the internal monologue of a girl who just really wants to go shopping. Apparently going to Game Stop doesn't count. I can't take anymore of the you should cut your hair and you eat like a pig after you've gone on a patrol--worse than even me.
Since when did Buffy Summers become so judgmental? I'm doing my job. The least she could do was not pick at me for my diet and my hair.
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[21 May 2011|10:30am] |
So yeah... apparently I should have done this a while ago? I mean. I guess I should have. I've been trolling the boards for a while, I just... forgot to do it myself. Between work and school and Call of Duty you just get distracted, you know?
Anyway! I'm Bobby, and the little lady living in my noggin is Buffy Summers. Yeah. The vampire slayer. Pretty sure she would have been better off in, oh say Alex or Ashley, but I guess I shouldn't complain? Super strength for the freaking win.
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